"You know Sebastian, STDs aren’t Pokemon, you can stop trying to catch them all."
"Yeah, and if you were a Pokemon you’d be Dick-tini."
"And you’d be Penis-saur."
"You’d be Jynx. That’s it, that’s the whole joke, you’d just be Jynx."
Inspired by Dinojay’s awesome Pokemon Trainer!Blaine which I had to. Y’know, ruin. This is why we can’t have nice things